Today, I have realised my true religion. I have realised that there is no God greater than Google. I have become a Googlist. I now belong to the Church of Google.
We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favour of Google’s divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.
We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of “God”, as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.We have compiled a list of nine proofs which we believe definitively prove Google’s title as God.
“Give us this search our daily results. Forgive us our spam, as those that have spammed against us.”
P.S. Do read God’s Debris. It’s by Scott Adams. Yes, The Dilbert guy.
