She: Hey…You have a dick right?
Me: *shocked* Of course, I do.
She: I hear you have a big one.
Me: *blush* I have a PhD, thank you.
She: *impressed* Oooh! you have a PhD! No wonder you have a big dick.
Me: *Confused* well.. yeah.
She: How come you have a PhD? you are only 21.
Me: What has age got to do with having a PhD? Of course there is a time too young for a PhD, but 21 is not it.
She: True. very true. Even Shashi Tharoor had a PhD at 21.
Me: *confused* How did you know that ?
She: It was in the papers. You don’t read the papers?
Me: *shocked* Well…er… I must’ve missed it.
She: You know I’m planning to go for an MBA, so wanted to use a dick to improve and prepare myself.
Me: *Disbelief* *Grin* *Disbelief* *wild grin* you can use mine.
She: Oh. But you have a big one.
Me: That a problem?
She: well… I’m a beginner and I intend to use it regularly. So, a small one will do.
Me: *sigh* There are many advantages with a big one.
She: ahaa! I will begin with a smaller one and move to the bigger ones later. I’ll definitely use yours then.
Me: *sigh**sigh* hmmm..
She: Which one do you suggest?
Me: huh?
She: Oxford or Cambridge ?
Me: *stunned* Oxford?
She: Yeah. Mom said Oxford beginners dictionary will be a good one. She said you would know better.
Me: umm..hmm..er.. Oxford is good. er.. I gotta rush. Talk to you later.
They tell me I’m perverted. I blame it on my ignorance.
P.S. Ever since I have started working, my managers have rubbed into me the tradition of noting “Key Takeaways” from any meeting/ conversation.
Here are my Key Takeaways from this:
- There are lazy folks around who can shorten “dictionary” to “dick”.
- PhD probably also stands for something other than Pretty Huge Dick.
